Hieronymous Anonymous: Yes indeed! The eponymous Hieronymous Anonymous... Famous to none, saviour to all. Abandoned as a baby and left isolated in the city orphanage, Hieronymous quickly came to realise his place in the world, which unfortunately, is that of a large, downtrodden man. And yet, a large downtrodden man who happens to possess powers beyond those of other large downtrodden men: for beneath the surface lies an extraordinarily talented, benevolent, galaxy faring superhero. Alas Hieronymous, and all his phenomenal deeds go unnoticed by all, as the public and media always favour the hordes of more glamorous super-heroes, whose corporate sponsorships, chiseled jaws and vacuous smiles effectively mask their general ineptitude. Therefore, faced with a life of obscurity and near poverty, Hieronymous is forced to seek low-level employment to support himself. Nevertheless, Hieronymous considers himself lucky, because he can always rely on...
Mr. de la Cruz: Hieronymous's right-hand man who happens to be his right hand! A constant friend and motivator, Mr De La Cruz provides Hieronymous with the strength and support so very lacking in every other area of his life. Sporting a cheeky South American accent and a nifty way with words, it is ironic that Hieronymous is the only one who can hear him. Therefore the sense of trust and companionship between man and right hand is unparalleled, even in pubescent boys! To a lesser extent Hieronymous has a fairly solid working relationship with...
C.J Damascus: The lovable neighbour with a black-hole in his mouth! A constant optimist, C.J Damascus is the only other human alive that is aware of the heroic deeds of Hieronymous Anonymous. Therefore, the young Mr. Damascus feels honoured to help in any way possible; usually by accessing computer data, which is handy in a war against crime, but it's his mouth which Hieronymous finds the most useful - A fluke of nature has bestowed C.J Damascus with an inter-galactic worm-hole which can be directed at will, thus allowing Hieronymous instant access to almost any point in space and time. So a handy working relationship... but is there a possibility the C.J harbours stronger feelings towards our hero? If that is the case, the same CANNOT be said for...
Mrs. Clapp - The fearsome Landlady: Let it be known, that the combined will of a million raging alien warlords, would crumble before the wrath of an unpaid Mrs. Clapp. At the end of every second week, her tenants had better have paid their rent, or else Mrs. Clapp would inflict punishments Satan himself would deem "a bit too far". As powerful as Hieronymous is, Mrs. Clapp remains the most terrifying presence in his life.
So that's a sample of the delights within the pages of Hieronymous Anonymous. There are a wealth of other characters who would like to make your acquaintance, so if you're interested you can BUY the darned thing! If you wish, you can have a sneaky peak of issue #1 by clicking HERE. Or, why not see the more recent issue #2 preview by clicking
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